Fuck Yeah RA Raccoon
When I’m In The Residence Hall Without an Escort

whatshouldwecallpurdue:

And the RA sees me, I’m like:

Everyone has an unwashed resident.

Everyone has an unwashed resident.

A female resident just came in to check-out of the building
Her: *looks at the giant jar of condoms* WOW! That's a lot of condoms
Me: Yeah.
Her *Signing the form*
Me:
Her:
Me: You can have some if you need!
Her: I don't need those *laughs and walk away*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Remembered she was a lesbian.* Oh.
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Umm yeah but they can totally be used as a dental dam.
On counseling students
everyday-departure:

I can’t believe it had to come to this. 

everyday-departure:

I can’t believe it had to come to this.

 

youknowyoureanrawhen:

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RA VEST? god your school hates you doesn’t it? Making it impossible not to be glorified hall monitors

youknowyoureanrawhen:

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RA VEST? god your school hates you doesn’t it? Making it impossible not to be glorified hall monitors

fuckyeahreslife:
i’m known to my residents as “The RA who doesn’t like the noise.”

teamsnape:

yup. i’m cool.

I feel like you should quote Snape while you shut those parties DOWN

youknowyoureanrawhen:

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You keep sticky notes by your bedside table for when you wake up having dreamed of a program. 

youknowyoureanrawhen:

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You keep sticky notes by your bedside table for when you wake up having dreamed of a program.