Fuck Yeah RA Raccoon
Things I’ve added to duty logs when rounds are uneventful:

tessellation29:

  • 11 PM-12 AM Round: 4 residents watching TV in the basement! PEOPLE LIVE HERE!
  • 9PM-10PM Round: Wrestled an alligator on 8th floor. Handed over to Animal Control and finished rounds. 
  • 12AM-1AM Round: Found [My boss] sobbing in the stairwell. Wouldn’t stop yelling “ALL SNAPE NEEDED WAS A HUG!” Found a friend to take care of her and promised to check in later.
  • 7PM-8PM Social Round: Found a lot of trash on 3rd floor. I used “Throw it out.” It was super effective!